Team America best quote

I watched Team America a while ago, and this is the part where we laughed the hardest. Not only because it's so darn funny, but it has it's own metaphorical double-meaning that's just have to be appreciated on its own level. Salman e-mailed that part to me, and roller-coaster once again. Enjoy!

There are three types of people in the world:  dicks, pussies, and assholes.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild (FAG's) are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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ok dick.....LOL